Saturday, September 30, 2006

DAY OF THE BACK BENCHERS

gosh...lemme tell u... BOHOT PAPAD BELNE PADE ...to get to this DAAMNED PAGE...to blog again!! CELIN n IT DEPRIVED.... wierd maaaan....MBA is gonna screw up my freakin existence!!!

so...it was a beautiful Saturday morning... nice n squeeeky clean after a lil drizzle...GODS WAY OF TELLING....SLEEP LADY SLEEP!!!! but He wasnt an MBA...

Picked up my bag and came to college before the Sun came on...FULL ON..(OCT HEAT is 3rd DEGREE TOTURE aint it)

Today was a single Marketing Lecture ..like every Saturday...thts right...we come ALLLLL the way..for 1 lecture!!! Thats not the point...

The Prof. was prejudistic about BACK BENCHERS...claiming that they are USUALLLLY less attentive..and get easily distracted ...and ALLLL POSSIBLE disturbances originate from there!!!well...he did not use these words... but his actions spoke louder than words!!! so i took it up as a personal "IZZAT KA SAWAAL ISSUE" to prove him wrong...

Pondered over what to do... no ways am i gonna move a bench forward and GIVE IN.. only way was to crack his test's!!

i remember going into the library... n i remember tilting 3 pages in 4 hours(the DOOFUS gave us 6 chapters to read... BAZOOKA!!))
i also remember having a fuckin heavy lunch...and then dozing off till it was time for the test!!!

Agreed that it was a group effort... but EVERYBODY had their own groups.... or atleast had a chance...kisine manaa kiya hai kyaa(phew...the guilt bag just dropped!!)

RESULTS::: HANDS DOWN VICTORY BY 6 BACK BENCHERS!!!! 19/19 babbbyy....
NET EFFECT::: Prof's prejudices and notions about Back Benchers...SHATTERED!!!!
All the KISS-ASS students jaws dropped.... thinking... itna chaatne ka kya fayda!!

My Point is two-fold!! why are educated professors biased towards stereotypical academic BOOKWORMS...and consider the back benchers as fillers!!!! 2ndly... WHY DO STUDENTS KISS-ASS and why are they mark-centric... at THIS AGE!!! it totally kills the beauty of LEARNING!!! and professors also blindly take it !!!!!but i guess... kutte ki dumm...

Hence i rest my case...i hope we still keep it up...and i can defend my notorious and merry people in future!!!

Friday, September 29, 2006

FINALLLY...IM Blogging!!!!

and i have no clue ...wht the hell im gonna do here!!! i like the concept of blogging...memories et all.... but a creative and a humourous one is gonna be a challenge...and as for me... I LOVE CHALLENGES!!!

ok...wht do i start with...Current Affairs??

Point 1: Once ur working ...and ur used to seeing the pay check cash in every month( CHING CHING!!!!)...going back to school is like kicking urself in the rear...AND that my friend..is the reason for SLIP DISC!!!
Not that it deterred me from going for it...paapi BRANDED PAMPERED pet ka sawaal hai bhai log...
so here i am....pursuing the infamous MMS degree from the famous KJ Somaiya's....uurrrgghhh... n im officially VIDYAVIHARINI!!!! wow..... TISSUE PAPER LAO BHAI...

but i have some reasons to be enthu about going thru the routine 1 bus + 2 train + walk/rick 1 way journey (OUCCCHH) every day..... my THEPLESSSH friends ( Theplesh = adjective of a gujju)!!

im very choosy picky about friends... i dont LIKE anybody very easily!!thats y i usually never make a mistake in friends...cuz i take my own sweet time to filter them!! but i thought making new friends ..who will be "friends for life" types....would be not only difficult now...but tedious and irksome too!!! most of em seem the banya type...idhar udhar mat dekho...kaam se kaam rakho... uuurrrggghhh!!!!

but phew!!! thankfully...it wasnt so...LIFE IS STILL BEAUTIFUL!!! i found people...who may not be my alter-ego...but similar in attitude.... zero-maintainence...fun loving... and BACK BENCHERS!!!!! YIIIIIIIPPPEEEEEEEEEEE...we're gonna kick some 1st bench geeky kiss-ass ass's maaaan!!

i thought my passion filled life (dance, singing, guitar, trekking,travelling,FRIENDS,LIFE) would come to a grinding halt ...a FULL STOP ..but of course...temporarily(( DUH!!!! id die if i had to live like this for more than 2 years))....
Looks like ...it was just a COMMA...

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